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Sunday, March 04, 2007
Free Legal Advice: Included in New CZ Master Association Standard of Service Package – Brought to you by your monthly dues!
Free Legal Advice: Included in New CZ Master Association Standard of Service Package – Brought to you by your monthly dues!
March 4, 2007
Do you need legal advice but do not want to spend the money?
Does your friend need legal advice, but do not want to spend the money?
What about your spouse’s business ?
What about your local community newspaper – can it use free legal advice?
No problem: Thanks to the CZ Master Association board of directors, in addition to the newly announced mounted patrols to protect LOPR, (List of Prominent Coto Residents), or as long time resident puts it “the original Equestrian community…because the horses are nobler than humans”, the “new levels of standards the CZ board treasurer argued were the reason for the second increase in monthly dues, now come with a free legal services option –free legal services! Now Yocham’s comment makes sense "The CZ board of directors is working on many things ..”these are just not visible to the community”!
So, if you have a baseless and/or unwarranted beef against another business, or simply because your are ticked off – no problem. Simply call the paragons of the legal professional available at no cost to you. We will provide their contact information as well.
We are planning to publish a series of articles with all the details, including the CZ paragons of the legal profession’s argument as to why CZ should be known as Coto de Caza®,
itemized invoices for legal fees, the names of businesses and spouses benefiting from such largesse, etc., starting wit the March issue of the CotoBuzz, scheduled to hit cyberspace March 8, 2007
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