Baccalaureate degrees now available from community colleges- soon from Mickey-Ds

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According to the Palestinian Wasp,  the Teachers Unions and corrupt politicians  turned schools and universities into madrasshas: more indoctrination less education, leaving behind $1.7 TRILLION worth of student loans and a factory of useless degrees, and they saw how good it was.

So they decided to accelerate the production of useless degrees. Now students can get degrees from community colleges.  For example, in California, a total of 31 baccalaureate programs across 27 colleges are either currently available to students or have been approved and will soon be offered. 

They saw how good it was and prepared a plan to create at least 150  baccalaureate programs to be available at any high school.

They saw how good it was and decided to extend the program to Middle School.

They saw how good it was a
and decided to partner with fast food restaurants like InAndOut Burger & Mickey-Ds to expand the baccalaureate program.  Students can work there and when they graduate, they will be offered management positions.

Apparently, the coveted BS In Race Hustling will be offered only at elite universities until all the kinks are worked out.  You see, the college majors that pay the most right after college are STEM-based. Except for a BS In Race Hustling -  Race Hustling is the highest paid degree: The University of Michigan has 163 DEI officers. Ohio State & U of Virginia have 94. Georgia Tech has 41, but only 13 history teachers. The Highest-paid diversity and inclusion employees rake in substantially more than the average full-time professor

While the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill offers Racially Exclusive-Programs and Scholarships.

They saw how good it was, so they decided to go an long, all-inclusive vacation paid for by the taxpayers