Our mission is to comfort the afflicted and afflict the status quo. Independent journalism with a focus on politics and satire, public safety, judicial misconduct, government corruption, HOA/CID, senior advocacy, sanctity of life & marriage and a voice to the voiceless
Pages
- Home
- QTRAX Classic
- Parasites
- Elder Abuse
- TCBJ Data Mining Tools
- Prison Reform- Mental Health
- Suggested Christian Businesses
- Public Safety
- Letters to the Editor
- For the Birds
- Public Education
- Judicial Misconduct Tracker
- HOA Legal Resources
- Other HOA Sites
- Advertise
- HOA Advocate D. Vanitzian
- The American Divide
- CDN
Sunday, August 10, 2014
The Wizard of ISIS Part One
Posted by CotoBlogzz
In this charming film based on the popular L. Frank Baum stories, Obama and his dog Bo are caught in the path of a tornado bringing in multiple global crisis and somehow end up in the land of ISIS, where they meet some memorable friends and foes in their journey to meet the Wizard of ISIS, who everyone says can help him return home to Chicago and possibly grant his friends their goals. For Iraq's Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki a brain. For Iraq's Armed a Forces courage and for Iraq's Kurds, courage.
The Good Witch of the North, Dirty Harry Reid, comes with the Munchkins to greet Obama and give him the Silver Shoes (believed to have magical properties) that the Wicked Witch of the East had, Susan, had been wearing when she was killed. In order to return to Chicago, the Good Witch of the North tells Obama he will have to go to The Emerald City and ask the Wizard of ISIS to help hIM
Before he leaves, Dirty Harry kisses him on the forehead, giving him magical protection from trouble, so that he can go on vacation, before he is on his way to see the Wizard.
On his way down the road of yellow bricks, Obama drops a couple of bombs, launches a few drones and frees Maliki from the hole he dug himself into, restores the movements of the rusted Kurd Army and encourages them and the Cowardly Iraqi Armed forces to journey with him and Bo Toto to the Emerald City.
Malaki wants to get a brain, the Kurds want a heart, and the Cowardly Iraqi Army wants courage. All four of the travelers believe that the Wizard of ISIS can solve their troubles. The party finds many adventures on their journey together, including overcoming obstacles such as narrow pieces of the yellow brick road, vicious Far Lefties, a river, and the Deadly Tea Party
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment