Readings from the Book of
Barack
1 In the beginning Govt created the heavens
and the earth. 2 Now
the economy was formless and void, darkness was over the surface of the ATMs,
and the Spirit of Govt was hovering over the land.
3 And Govt said, "Let there
be spending," and there was spending. 4 Govt
saw that the spending was good, and that it separated the light from the
darkness. 5 Govt
called the spending Investments, and this he did in the first day.
