Posted By CotoBlogzz 07-27-2010
Dr. Pareto’s wisdom has
significantly influenced corporate America.
Many times we refer to its as a Pareto Analysis - a too to separate the chaff from the wheat . Dr. Juran paraphrased Dr. Pareto’s wisdom as
the separation of the trivial many from the vital few, referred to as Dr.
Pareto’s Rule. In the vernacular we
know it as the 80-20
rule.
Some of the paradigms resulting
from the 80-20 rules are things like,
“If you are not going to use the data, do not collect it.” Or, “if you are going to pass legislation
and not enforce it, don’t” – sort of like AG Holder deciding to go after the
Arizona for its newly adopted immigration legislation, while failing to go
after sanctuary cities – does not make much sense.
Dr. Pareto’s Rule is one tool we
often use to argue that 80% of the US government bureaucracies should be closed
and or merge.
Consider the newly adopted rules for the Yocham/Varo Dog Park, now consisting of
36 rules:
Rule no. 4: No monitor or other CZ Master agent shall
monitor the park area during hours of operation. However, in the August 2010 newsletter Ms. Yocham writes “Patrol
will conduct random checks to ensure the park is for enjoyment and use by Coto
residents…” – in other words, Coto’s local governance will not
monitor before monitoring.
Rule #16: All dogs must be vaccinated and legally
license prior to use of the park. All
others are prohbited from using the par.
Do you suppose the Orange County Board of Supervisors will sue Coto de
Caza over this rule? That is, the
county gets money to license the dogs, is Coto trying to usurp the county’s pet
immigration laws? What about
vaccination? How will anyone even know
if a dog is vaccinated?
Rule 21: This is a dog
park, and not a playground for Children.
Duh! – what part of the Yocham/Varo Dog park do people not understand so
that a rule is required?
Rule 24: Portable barbecues, amplified sound, including
but not limited to boom boxes, PAs, bands and or disk jockeys permitted –
Duh! Gross! In Coto de Caza? In a Dog Park? Shirley you jest!
Rule 26. Keep voice levels low and refrain from
yelling. After all, this is a Dog Park that can double as a Dog
Library!
Rule 32: Digging is not permitted – After all, this
IS as Dog Park!
Or what about the US
Constitution: How many lawyers and
judges does it take to argue what the Founding Fathers meant or not meant?
2 comments:
Hello All: I was thinking of buying a jeweled dog collar, wearing it and turning the Dog Park into the senior multi generational park. I need a place where I can run (ok maybe walk slowly) free. If I put the collar on, I assume I could pee in the park too without getting arrested, since there is no restroom there. I can wait to get home for anything more serious. So I guess the rules for the Dog Park now need to be amended to include humans who look and act like dogs. Why not? Joe Morabito, former CZ Master Association board of directors
Hi Joe:
What you suggest works.
After all, as long as you do not bark too much and or dig holes you are OK. In other words, if you bring in a real dog, make sure it takes its Prozac first, or otherwise is medicated, so it does not bark or does not dig holes!
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